• In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast "
• Coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
• While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an
• Unwanted conversation. ..
• American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?
• Filipino: Of course!
• American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) we don't. We, Americans only
• Eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make
• These into croissants and sell these to the Philippines.
• American: Do you eat jam with bread?
• Filipino: Of course!
• American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) we don't.
• Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and
• Leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Philippines
• Filipino: Do you have sex in America?
• American: Of course, we do!
• Filipino: What do you do with the condoms?
• American: We throw them, of course!
• Filipino: We don't. In the Philippines, we put them into containers,
• Recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America.

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